Thursday, December 18, 2008

BRAIN FARTS

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THINKING SO HARD THAT NOTHING CAN COME TO MIND. WHEN YOU HAVE AN EASY TASK WITH A PERFECT TOPIC AND YOU CANT START OFF THE FIRST SENTENCE ITS CALLED A BRAIN FART. BRAIN FARTS COME UNEXPECTED, SPELLING SIMPLE WORDS LIKE MINUTE, KITCHEN, AND DUMB ARE DIFFICULT TASKS. THERE ONCE WAS A REALLY CUTE BOY THAT HAD A SERIOUS BRAIN FART WHILE TALKING TO ME. HE WANTED TO GET MY NUMBER BUT I TOOK HIS INSTEAD. HE COULDN'T THINK OF HIS NUMBER, THE STREET HE LIVES ON OR WHAT COLOR SHIRT I WAS WEARING. RATHER HE WAS STUNNED BY MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OR MY INTELLIGENT RESPONSES TO HIS QUESTIONS THE BRAIN FARTS CONTINUED THROUGH OUR CONVERSATION. MY BRAIN FART NOW CONSIST OF NOT KNOWING WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT, HOW BOYS PRETAIN TO THIS BLOG, AND THE THOUGHTS OF HOW BRAINS CAN FART AND WHY THEY CALL THEM "BRAIN FARTS".

2 comments:

JustinsWifey said...

I have brain farts all the time but its because im always sleepy. lol

Anonymous said...

Huh. I always thought "brain farts" were when you have an epiphany, or a sudden idea.

Well if that's the case, I get plenty of "brain farts" when writing simple words. However, I've never had them that bad to the point where I can't spit out a single word! XD